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BoostAndBoobs.com is Back!

Dear Friends and Fans and Curious folks and Haters, I have had the craziest last 4 months of my life, and thus, took a break. Numerous family situations required me to stop my foolishness and inappropriateness on my blog, as well as on my Facebook because,…yes, there are times when douchebaggery must cease. This was […]

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Neil’s Subaru Story

From Neil verbatim: “When I decided that I needed to upgrade my life, picking a Subaru was the clear choice. Not only is a Legacy practical and sporty, it also for some reason attracts all the hot females to me as if a thirsty camel drawn to a watering hole in the Sahara. Also, since […]

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Got Manhood?

If your girlfriend owns your balls and your leash is tighter than the as*h*le of a virgin, drink some. I found this at my local hippie store. If you need some, go to your closest hippie store and tell them you need Manhood Tea. If you’re that ashamed to ask a hippie for herbals to […]

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Marshmallow Boobies Are So Soft

When I look at this picture, the first word I think is “soft.” Soft lighting, soft skin, soft hair, soft gaze, soft lips, and soft phking boobs! Someone get the baby oil! I’m going to guess that her lips are like kissing clouds wrapped in cotton candy and that her boobs are like 5 Kraft jumbo […]

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