Tag Archives: Miami

South Beach Sexy, and I’m Not Taking About Cuban Cakes!

Miami is fantastico. South Beach is super fantastico. You have a beautiful beach with white sand and blue waters, hot women from all over the world, great clubs and restaurants, world class shopping, historical buildings, and an AMAZING collection of cars that are more numerous than hot Latina girls with big tits running down the beach in a […]

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Travels McTravelsen and Why I Phking Hate Packing.

                                                                                    I realized this morning I’m going to be gone and/or busy for the […]

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Miami: Land of The “WTF Cars”

Nothing like enjoying the cold New England funneries, but I needed to work on my tan and I’ll be in Miami and Key West for the next 11 days. One thing that Florida is great for is the ridiculous amount of cars I see–from the insanely “WTF are you thinking?!” to “Holy WTF hotness!” And […]

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