Tag Archives: Asian

BoostAndBoobs.com is Back, Bitch*s!

I needed a break so I took one and for the last 10 million months, I broke up with you bc I needed space. It wasn’t you. It was me. But, now I’m back and I’m excited we are going to continue our online affair again and I’m hotter bc I lost weight so that […]

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Mercs Are Sexxxy

I don’t know what else to say about this except that I want every girl in this ad. I wouldn’t mind a nice buck either.

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Marshmallow Boobies Are So Soft

When I look at this picture, the first word I think is “soft.” Soft lighting, soft skin, soft hair, soft gaze, soft lips, and soft phking boobs! Someone get the baby oil! I’m going to guess that her lips are like kissing clouds wrapped in cotton candy and that her boobs are like 5 Kraft jumbo […]

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Asian Nerds Love You Long Time

Nerdy Asian Girls are HOT! She looks like such a sweet, innocent Asian girl with her side swept bangs and her ponytail and her black rimmed glasses… and she’s holding a Transformer(Red Alert?). Heart Asian girls with boobs like big, soft, warm pork buns. If you’ve ever dated and sexed an Asian hottie with big boobs, you know what I’m talking about. […]

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Gold Boobs are Edible

One of my close friends is obsessed with this show “Gold Rush” on the Discovery Channel which is about a bunch of men in Alaska digging in the dirt looking for gold. I found large mounds of gold. Grandpa John Schnabel would be proud. Gold is edible which means her gold cupcakes must be delicious. Eat that up, […]

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