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Vegas, SEMA 2012, and No Boobs. Seriously.

Last year, I went to SEMA and had such a great phking time that I had to go back this year. Like this week actually. Though I was in VEGAS, I actually saw no tits. Kinda odd considering I usually find myself in compromising posti situations, but I actually went to SEMA and saw cars. I was mostly blog […]

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South Beach Sexy, and I’m Not Taking About Cuban Cakes!

Miami is fantastico. South Beach is super fantastico. You have a beautiful beach with white sand and blue waters, hot women from all over the world, great clubs and restaurants, world class shopping, historical buildings, and an AMAZING collection of cars that are more numerous than hot Latina girls with big tits running down the beach in a […]

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Travels McTravelsen and Why I Phking Hate Packing.

                                                                                    I realized this morning I’m going to be gone and/or busy for the […]

Continue Reading is Back, Bitch*s!

I needed a break so I took one and for the last 10 million months, I broke up with you bc I needed space. It wasn’t you. It was me. But, now I’m back and I’m excited we are going to continue our online affair again and I’m hotter bc I lost weight so that […]

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I’m having 2 Birthday PartieS in the same night because that is just how I do things. There are 2 options so EVERYONE can come and enjoy hanging out with me for my Birthday! NO EXCUSES! BOTH parties are open to everyone. My friends, my fans, my haters, curious folk, car folk, and non-weird folk. […]

Continue Reading Beach Day Awesomeness

As many of you have already figured out, I hardly do anything conventional and usually just do whatever I want regardless of what others may think. That, certainly was the case when I decided to throw my “Get the Sand Out of Your Vagina and Come to the Beach” Beach Party for fans of my […]

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Friday Collabo at High End Performance in NY

On Friday, and Model Aubrey are going to an exotic island for an exclusive shoot– we are heading to Long Island! Hollaaa! Friends High End Performance, through the introduction from Bob’s Your Uncle has given the awesome opportunity to shoot with High End’s RX7. The car was captured at the shop during my visit to their show in […]

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The Blue Beast, A Woody, and Summer Nationals

Saturday was a fun day at the park. I was with Aubrey and Neil and we were surrounded by a whole bunch of cars. We hung out with friends, met new fans, photographed with a car, spoke to car owners and ate a 9 inch long frozen banana with nuts. Well, Neil didn’t, but Aubrey […]

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The Next 2 Weeks: Boobs, Starbucks, and a Caribbean Cruise has been both fun and kinda weird. Mostly bc I can’t believe people actually read it and it has fans. I have a lot of fun with my blog, but it is so much God Da*m work all the time. At least I will be going on a cruise to just veg out for […]

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Ann? Aubrey? Bikinis? Hard Parking Meet on May 18? Yes, Please!

Yep, is going to be shooting girls in bikinis at Hard Parking thanks to the permissions given by the higher ups! Hard Parking is once again upon us and this time I’m extra excited because both of the models will be there with me! That’s right! Ann and Aubrey will be at the […]

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