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South Beach Sexy, and I’m Not Taking About Cuban Cakes!

Miami is fantastico. South Beach is super fantastico. You have a beautiful beach with white sand and blue waters, hot women from all over the world, great clubs and restaurants, world class shopping, historical buildings, and an AMAZING collection of cars that are more numerous than hot Latina girls with big tits running down the beach in a […]

Continue Reading is Back, Bitch*s!

I needed a break so I took one and for the last 10 million months, I broke up with you bc I needed space. It wasn’t you. It was me. But, now I’m back and I’m excited we are going to continue our online affair again and I’m hotter bc I lost weight so that […]

Continue Reading Beach Day Awesomeness

As many of you have already figured out, I hardly do anything conventional and usually just do whatever I want regardless of what others may think. That, certainly was the case when I decided to throw my “Get the Sand Out of Your Vagina and Come to the Beach” Beach Party for fans of my […]

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The “Get the Sand Out of Your Vagina and Come to the Beach” Beach Party Letter and Invitation

**** IF YOU ARE GOING**** PLEASE leave a comment on the FB post that you are planning on being there. I want to try and say “hello” to each of you and I want to have a little gift for everyone that shows up! **** Dear Lovers (and Haters) of my Blog, I started writing […]

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