The “Get the Sand Out of Your Vagina and Come to the Beach” Beach Party Letter and Invitation

**** IF YOU ARE GOING****
PLEASE leave a comment on the FB post that you are planning on being there. I want to try and say “hello” to each of you and I want to have a little gift for everyone that shows up!

****

Dear Lovers (and Haters) of my Blog,

I started writing my ridiculous blog as a way to entertain myself and my friends through documenting my crazy life and perverted thoughts about the world. I also write it to foster a more silly, friendly, and drama-free car community of car enthusiasts, car owners, car curious people, Asian girl fetish-ists, and boob obsessed guys (and girls). So, I decided why not spend a day hanging out with all the people that are entertained(or disgusted) by blog! My haters are also invited to the party because honestly, you should just come out and have a good time and tell me to my face you don’t think my site enriches your life.

This is not a car show or a meet or anything formal like that. This is just an invite for you and your friends to come to the beach and hang out and AUBREY will be there, too! Come to chill out and meet new people. Bring your beach chairs or blankets. Bring food or chips or snacks. Bring your football or soccer ball or a volleyball net or your badminton set. Let’s all meet at the beach to just hang out! Later, we’ll head over to the bar on the beach for drinks and a bonfire.

I don’t care if you are one of the people that hate my blog or photography or if you’re weird or if you drive a Neon or if you have neither boost or big boobs. Do something different, potentially meet new people, and God forbid your Sunday evening turns out to be something fun with BoostAndBoobs.com. The worst that could happen is you hate it and then you can just leave. No one will judge you for being an uptight, snotty prick bc you couldn’t hang out to chill with people.

Also, if you are a HOT girl and interested in modelling and follow BoostAndBoobs.com, please drop by to this event, introduce yourself, give me pics of you(or email BoostAndBoobs@gmail.com) and tell me why you’re interested in becoming a BoostAndBoobs.com model. The process is tedious and I’m really picky, but Aubrey and I are always open and looking for another beautiful girl(inside and out) to not only be a model, but to also add flair, pizzazz, and sass to the modeling side of BoostAndBoobs. Bitches need not apply. There is only room for 1 bitch in BoostAndBoobs.com, and that, darling, is me.

I will try my best to say “Hello!” to everyone that comes by to my beach day. If I do not get to say “hi,” please find me and demand your High-Five from me! I really just want an afternoon of a group of people to just come out, relax, be at the beach, and have a good time. Anyways, don’t over think this invite. Just come out and sit around and talk cars or boobs or work or politics or how hot Aubrey is in a bikini. I will be there for sure… having fun because in the end, that is what BoostAndBoobs.com is really all about….

**** IF YOU ARE GOING****
PLEASE leave a comment on the FB post that you are planning on being there. I want to try and say “hello” to each of you and I want to have a little gift for everyone that shows up!

INFORMATION HERE. CLICK PIC!!!

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Categories: Beach, Boobs, Booty, Chill Out and Hang Out, Events, Friends, Party

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