Got Manhood?

If your girlfriend owns your balls and your leash is tighter than the as*h*le of a virgin, drink some.

I found this at my local hippie store. If you need some, go to your closest hippie store and tell them you need Manhood Tea. If you’re that ashamed to ask a hippie for herbals to enhance your manhood and desperate for some, send me your address and I’ll mail you a box, but only if you promise to send me a picture of your girlfriend giving your balls back to you after sipping on a cup of Manhood Tea.

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Categories: Drink, Grocery, Manhood, Shopping

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3 Comments on “Got Manhood?”

  1. jumpingpolarbear
    April 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

    I need a couple of those :).

  2. April 22, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    Jezzzas, do they do overseas shipping? cuz i need me some!

  3. April 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm #

    Hahaha! I was hoping all my guy friends were going to be like “No tea for me. I’m good. I own my own balls right here. Thanks.” Instead you guys want me to send you some! Express delivery! Hahaha!

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